Big M in Assassination Shocker!

This evening at about 9:30 P.M., at Moseley Towers, the Chairman, while sitting in his private chambers and browsing a magazine of ill-repute, was stabbed by an assassin, who suddenly appeared in the doorway and approached him.

As the Chairman made a break for freedom, the assassin leaped upon our leader brandishing a large dagger or knife. A struggle ensued before the assassin made his escape through the rear of the building, leaving Moseley in a pool of his own blood.

It is thought the wound will prove to be mortal.

A Police spokesperson announced the attack on the great leader at a hastily arranged press conference. Detectives are now beginning the massive task of compiling a long list of possible motives and suspects for the crime.