Saints Cinematic Studios

Saints Cinematic Studios are proud to announce the release of their finest work to date. Hot on the heels of recent film releases, 'Lord of the Riddings', 'The Attempted Silencing of the Lamb', 'Sending Lawrence to Arabia' and the epic, 'Schnelling's List' comes a certain box office smash hit remake of 70's cop show, Starsky and Hutch.


Fans will love the gritty, often violent, plotlines, comic banter, and, particularly, the close, devoted, and enduring friendship between Starsky and Hutch. Devotees of cheesy 70's police chases should make sure they don't miss Starsky, Hutch and their underworld contact, Huggy Chair as they star in this entertaining new remake.

New Season = New Players?

After last season's dismal and pitiful attempts to convince former England test star, Devon Malcolm to sign for the Mighty Saints, we can reveal that Chairman Moseley has once again been scouring Eastern Europe for cheap imports.

Captain Richard Ebdon told this website, "I'm disappointed to say the least. The Chairman has ignored my pleas to avoid the Eastern Bloc at all costs! Look at the last import he had join us, he was useless!"

Indeed the little-known Russian, Miloslav Moslev, was singularly un-razor like in his all round game and at no point lived up to the pre-season hype created by Moseley. Scoring less than 100 runs in the entire season at an average of a meagre 8.36, Moslev was sent home in disgrace just half way through his lucrative 2 year contract.

As he prepares to jet out on yet another scouting mission to the cricket-deprived lands of afar, the news that Moseley is continuing in his Eastern European follies will only add to the growing calls for his resignation.