1 to change the light bulb
6 to form a light bulb changing sub-committee
3 to decide who is to buy the light bulb
2 to ask John the Veg to try and repair the old light bulb
1 to reluctantly approve the purchase of a new light bulb
1 to make a list of other light bulbs that need changing
1 to put the time and date of the scheduled light bulb changing onto the official website
7 to say they will attend the light bulb changing, who then don't turn up
5 to complain that it's always the same people changing the light bulbs
4 to attend a six-week light bulb changing course, but decide it's too boring and give up half way through
1 to complete the course, then bugger off and get paid for changing other peoples light bulbs
1 to make a trophy for the best light bulb changer
1 to rig the votes and be 'voted' best light bulb changer
12 to blame the Chairman for the failure of the light bulb in the first place
1 to move to Sweden where he can get busty 6th formers in short skirts to change light bulbs for him
1 to claim he's allergic to light bulbs so can't change it
2 to write and email a witty report about the changing of the light bulb
9 to endlessly comment on the witty report via email
2 to create fake images on a spoof website of members of the club in compromising situations with the light bulb
1 to wonder what's wrong with a bit of dark every now and again
36 to reminisce how light bulbs lasted longer, shone brighter and illuminated more under the previous chairmanship
1 from Worcestershire to ridicule the light bulb changing farce
1 to point out the health and safety implications of light bulb changing
1 to email a hyperlink to say he's "fownd sum liteblbs on ebay at a bargin pryce"
3 to deliver leaflets on the local estates about light bulb fundraising events
6 to to say how much better things were when we all used candles
