Monday, November 14, 2005

Dr Who?


In breaking news that will surely amaze the membership, this website can exclusively reveal that our very own Stewart Dyet (age somewhere between 23 and 40) has been unmasked as a timelord!

The enhanced image above clearly shows Dyet about to enter the Tardis for another jaunt through time.

This news will clearly come as a shock to those who know Dyet, who is reputed to use the word "Northampton" as a code word for his time travel antics. The revelations also draw new light on the mysterious betting syndicate Dyet leads and which has recorded amazing successes since it's formation.

This discovery also reveals the fascinating secrets behind Dyet's seemingly never ending fluctuating age.

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