Monday, July 10, 2006
Uproar as Speakers Announced
A press conference at St Matthews was today plunged into chaos as protestors stormed the stage, bringing about an abrupt end to Chairman Moseley's latest ill-informed announcement.
As the leader of the cricket club attempted to unveil the speakers for the 2006 Presentation Evening, the supposedly popular TV duo, Ant & Dec, a masked gang of protestors took to the stage to demand the resignation of the Chairman.
The hour long protest involved much chanting, blood letting, a mock execution and the worship of an image representing somebody called 'AW'.
Translators were not on hand to capture the tiny Geordie men's comments on the sudden interruption, but Moseley moved to assure press reporters that he was confident the twosome would still be appearing later in the year at the Social Club.
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