Porn Mountain Finds New Home?

Strong rumours are presently circulating that the EU Surplus Porn Mountain, which was formally stored at a secret and secure location in Scholars Gate, Burntwood, has been moved under cover of darkness to a new home.

The guardian of the perverse accumulation, known only as M to protect his identity, was today unmoved on the story.

"I don't want to leave anyone in a sticky position over this", M announced through a spokesperson, "I can't understand how you came upon these rumours and I'd like to stiffly bash them on the head right away. If the guardianship of the mountian were to ever pass to another, I'd like to assure you that the press would be informed beforehand".

However, mass debate has broken out following the publication in specialist batsmen's magazine, 'What Stroke' of images of a close associate of M's. Sporting what are claimed to be blisters caused by stroking balls to the boundary, Middy Xfield may have unwittingly exposed himself as the new keeper of the unwholesome volumes of porn.

Our expert in blisters and their causes, Prof. Phil Atio, has examined the images of Xfield and has been able to confirm that no cricket bat would cause that specific kind of injury.

Our attempts to interview Xfield were met with hostility and anger. It's clearly a touchy subject.