After last season's dismal and pitiful attempts to convince former England test star, Devon Malcolm to sign for the Mighty Saints, we can reveal that Chairman Moseley has once again been scouring Eastern Europe for cheap imports.
Captain Richard Ebdon told this website, "I'm disappointed to say the least. The Chairman has ignored my pleas to avoid the Eastern Bloc at all costs! Look at the last import he had join us, he was useless!"
Indeed the little-known Russian, Miloslav Moslev, was singularly un-razor like in his all round game and at no point lived up to the pre-season hype created by Moseley. Scoring less than 100 runs in the entire season at an average of a meagre 8.36, Moslev was sent home in disgrace just half way through his lucrative 2 year contract.
As he prepares to jet out on yet another scouting mission to the cricket-deprived lands of afar, the news that Moseley is continuing in his Eastern European follies will only add to the growing calls for his resignation.
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Eastern Europe is the new hotbed for up and coming Cricketers. Once again our glorious Chairman is showing other clubs the way forward. Never under the dark days of the Waldron dictatorship was so much foresight shown. God bless you Moseley, may your reign be long and glorious. Now all get on your knees and show him some god damn respect....low life member type scum suckers!!
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