How many cricket club members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb

6 to form a light bulb changing sub-committee

3 to decide who is to buy the light bulb

2 to ask John the Veg to try and repair the old light bulb

1 to reluctantly approve the purchase of a new light bulb

1 to make a list of other light bulbs that need changing

1 to put the time and date of the scheduled light bulb changing onto the official website

7 to say they will attend the light bulb changing, who then don't turn up

5 to complain that it's always the same people changing the light bulbs

4 to attend a six-week light bulb changing course, but decide it's too boring and give up half way through

1 to complete the course, then bugger off and get paid for changing other peoples light bulbs

1 to make a trophy for the best light bulb changer

1 to rig the votes and be 'voted' best light bulb changer

12 to blame the Chairman for the failure of the light bulb in the first place

1 to move to Sweden where he can get busty 6th formers in short skirts to change light bulbs for him

1 to claim he's allergic to light bulbs so can't change it

2 to write and email a witty report about the changing of the light bulb

9 to endlessly comment on the witty report via email

2 to create fake images on a spoof website of members of the club in compromising situations with the light bulb

1 to wonder what's wrong with a bit of dark every now and again

36 to reminisce how light bulbs lasted longer, shone brighter and illuminated more under the previous chairmanship

1 from Worcestershire to ridicule the light bulb changing farce

1 to point out the health and safety implications of light bulb changing

1 to email a hyperlink to say he's "fownd sum liteblbs on ebay at a bargin pryce"

3 to deliver leaflets on the local estates about light bulb fundraising events

6 to to say how much better things were when we all used candles